What scares me the most…

Last updated on 7/15/2020

….about my daughter gettin’ her license is: remembering all the STUPID CRAP I pulled when I first started driving.

The car got ‘accidentally’ dented so many times in various parking lots that I ended up havin’ to BUY IT from my folks, who didn’t want to be seen in it any more.

I drove all over 3 counties with my then-girlfriend before I had 20 hours of time behind the wheel. I spun the thing around in double-360 (would you call that a 720?) one time on snow- covered I-90, slammed ass-backwards into the median, but kept right on goin’ like nothing had happened. The car had over 100,000 miles on it one night when I decided to see just how fast it could go. The answer was 110 miles an hour, a speed which I haven’t come anywhere near since.

Really hope it’s not true about sins of parents being visited on the children.

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